"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If you were at the draft age during World War II

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Ok, if we were alive when World War II broke out, I think anyone 18 to 39 in the United States would of most likely been drafted. I often wonder, if I was alive then, what branch would I have joined and what would I have wanted to do.

Well, as we know...only the Army had the draft. So, if you did not volunteer for the Marine Corps, Coast Guard, Army Air Corps or Navy...you were going in the Army (most likely Infantry)

SORRY, THIS POST IS GEARED TO AMERICAN DJ'S ONLY:

In your honest opinion, what branch and occupation would you have chosen. BE HONEST, if you are scared of heights or are not a daredevil, please do not say PARATROOPER OR P-51, OR DIVEBOMBER PILOT (these occupations were meant for men with steel balls)

I would of volunteered for either the Army Air Corps (bomber crew) or the Navy (doing what, I don't know) I would want anything, but the infantry.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If you were American you wouldn't have been drafted when WWII broke out.

US did not join the war until over two years after it began.
 

jesusrules

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well if I had to pick I would pick the safest one, sorry I dont know any of the options to pick from. deffinetly I would not do anything with jumping out of an airplane . that would scare the s*it out of me. I honestly feel lucky that I wasnt born back then, cause I might sound like a p*ssy but that would be really scary.
 

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Airborne, without a doubt.
Officer.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Army Sniper.

I'm wicked with a rifle.

That, or a scout, intel, perhaps even espionage.
 
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