"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If you want to have LOTS of fun with women in clubs

Pedro

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First, GET DRUNK !

Then, go after as many girls as you can, and say to each one of them (one at each time, obviously)...


HEY LOOK, I USE HAIRSPRAY ! hihiiihihihi ! Or something just ABSURD as that !

They will never believe it. They will think you're nuts, but you're having lots of fun eheheheheheheheheh
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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italostud

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Jesus Christ no
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ManOMan

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they will think your a drunken bumbling idiot

if you're gonna go out and get drunk you can get the same effect by saying "hey hows it going?"

Saying something absurd doesnt make you a fun person

Ive come across women drunk as a skunk who said absurd things to me and I was just like "whatever"

I take it women think even worse
 

Ol'BlueEyes

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this quote sums up this post

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Dean Wormer
 

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Sosuave.com moves up another notch. :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Pedro....You Just Showed alot of guys a HUGE STEp they should take....Cuz honestly..if you go out and do that...it's AWSOME ...For you guys who thinks he's ****ed up and nutz...this guy has it going for him cuz he's gonna have the time of his life...He doesn't care waht ppl think of him..cuz he knows he's having a great time..and He's Gonna Get laid!! You guys can Lern from this dude!
 

Pedro

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I guess some of you didn't get the point.

The goal here is to HAVE FUN, not to get laid !

And besides it, Portuguese women are absolutely idiot and think they're the best and so on.

Only funny and spirituous women will laugh at this ! :)
 
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Originally posted by Pedro
The goal here is to HAVE FUN, not to get laid !
You can get this same result playing video games!:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You can get this same result playing video games!:rolleyes:
LoL,

Wow, we actually agree on something.
 

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Originally posted by Pedro
First, GET DRUNK !

Then, go after as many girls as you can, and say to each one of them (one at each time, obviously)...


HEY LOOK, I USE HAIRSPRAY ! hihiiihihihi ! Or something just ABSURD as that !

They will never believe it. They will think you're nuts, but you're having lots of fun eheheheheheheheheh
I think he's drunk.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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