"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you want to have LOTS of fun with women in clubs

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First, GET DRUNK !

Then, go after as many girls as you can, and say to each one of them (one at each time, obviously)...


HEY LOOK, I USE HAIRSPRAY ! hihiiihihihi ! Or something just ABSURD as that !

They will never believe it. They will think you're nuts, but you're having lots of fun eheheheheheheheheh
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jesus Christ no
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ManOMan

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they will think your a drunken bumbling idiot

if you're gonna go out and get drunk you can get the same effect by saying "hey hows it going?"

Saying something absurd doesnt make you a fun person

Ive come across women drunk as a skunk who said absurd things to me and I was just like "whatever"

I take it women think even worse
 
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this quote sums up this post

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Dean Wormer
 
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Sosuave.com moves up another notch. :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Pedro....You Just Showed alot of guys a HUGE STEp they should take....Cuz honestly..if you go out and do that...it's AWSOME ...For you guys who thinks he's ****ed up and nutz...this guy has it going for him cuz he's gonna have the time of his life...He doesn't care waht ppl think of him..cuz he knows he's having a great time..and He's Gonna Get laid!! You guys can Lern from this dude!
 
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I guess some of you didn't get the point.

The goal here is to HAVE FUN, not to get laid !

And besides it, Portuguese women are absolutely idiot and think they're the best and so on.

Only funny and spirituous women will laugh at this ! :)
 
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Originally posted by Pedro
The goal here is to HAVE FUN, not to get laid !
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You can get this same result playing video games!:rolleyes:
 
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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You can get this same result playing video games!:rolleyes:
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LoL,

Wow, we actually agree on something.
 
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Originally posted by Pedro
First, GET DRUNK !

Then, go after as many girls as you can, and say to each one of them (one at each time, obviously)...


HEY LOOK, I USE HAIRSPRAY ! hihiiihihihi ! Or something just ABSURD as that !

They will never believe it. They will think you're nuts, but you're having lots of fun eheheheheheheheheh
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I think he's drunk.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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