ok here is the scoop. I go to church on saturday evenings with my parents. There is this girl gorgeous that also goes the same mass as i do. There are a few problems here. I want to meet her, how am i going to do it while my parents are all watching me mack. It just feels kinda wierd and akward. Another problem is it is at church! Wats the best way to mack when you are at church. this to me is by far the hardest macking scenario i have gotten into. I challenge the best to help me find a good game plan.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
if you think your real good then read this!!!
- Thread starter bludb0i
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
The 'church' approach - yes, the most difficult indeed - complicated by the presence of parents - what a challenge!
I say go with extreme sincerity and partake in a church function that will allow you access to such a prize!
Otherwise, introduce yourself as the modern day incarnate of 'Jesus Christ' - what woman filled with religious conviction will refuse such an offer?
I say go with extreme sincerity and partake in a church function that will allow you access to such a prize!
Otherwise, introduce yourself as the modern day incarnate of 'Jesus Christ' - what woman filled with religious conviction will refuse such an offer?
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah I remember this hobo who used to tell people he was Jesus. A real DJ!
chicksrock
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just ACT totally innocent...
bump into her by mistake or some sh!t....
and say oh sorry... and ask her if she is from here blah blah blah
just be totally innocent and act like that
your parents won't think or know sh!t about whats going on..
you'd be supprised..
flirting is a very subtle game sometimes...only the two ppl involved in a flirty conversation know that they are flirting with each other.....observers have no idea whats going on ..
so don't worry a bit
and if your parents start to tease you and stuff afterwards...just deny it and tell them that they are being immature ..
bump into her by mistake or some sh!t....
and say oh sorry... and ask her if she is from here blah blah blah
just be totally innocent and act like that
your parents won't think or know sh!t about whats going on..
you'd be supprised..
flirting is a very subtle game sometimes...only the two ppl involved in a flirty conversation know that they are flirting with each other.....observers have no idea whats going on ..
so don't worry a bit
and if your parents start to tease you and stuff afterwards...just deny it and tell them that they are being immature ..
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
tell her you've been sent and you're an angel. heheh!
hmmm.. take some of that holy water and splash it onto her!!!
hmmm.. take some of that holy water and splash it onto her!!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
Church or no church its still going to be a cold approach. So why put any pressure on yourself when there isn't any? Go up to her and start talking, you'll know if she's interested or not by the way she looks and talks with you. If you want it to be a little more casual talk to her as you guys walk out from church. Tell your parents before hand that your going to go talk to this girl that you think is hot, that way they won't bother you.
Remember this: You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose.
PIMP
Remember this: You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose.
PIMP
Chris Dash
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If you go to Catholic Church, bump into her on the way to get that waffer thing in line. Then be like, "Oh, im sorry, blah blah." You're in.