ok here is the scoop. I go to church on saturday evenings with my parents. There is this girl gorgeous that also goes the same mass as i do. There are a few problems here. I want to meet her, how am i going to do it while my parents are all watching me mack. It just feels kinda wierd and akward. Another problem is it is at church! Wats the best way to mack when you are at church. this to me is by far the hardest macking scenario i have gotten into. I challenge the best to help me find a good game plan.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
if you think your real good then read this!!!
- Thread starter bludb0i
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
The 'church' approach - yes, the most difficult indeed - complicated by the presence of parents - what a challenge!
I say go with extreme sincerity and partake in a church function that will allow you access to such a prize!
Otherwise, introduce yourself as the modern day incarnate of 'Jesus Christ' - what woman filled with religious conviction will refuse such an offer?
I say go with extreme sincerity and partake in a church function that will allow you access to such a prize!
Otherwise, introduce yourself as the modern day incarnate of 'Jesus Christ' - what woman filled with religious conviction will refuse such an offer?
diplomatic_lies
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Yeah I remember this hobo who used to tell people he was Jesus. A real DJ!
chicksrock
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just ACT totally innocent...
bump into her by mistake or some sh!t....
and say oh sorry... and ask her if she is from here blah blah blah
just be totally innocent and act like that
your parents won't think or know sh!t about whats going on..
you'd be supprised..
flirting is a very subtle game sometimes...only the two ppl involved in a flirty conversation know that they are flirting with each other.....observers have no idea whats going on ..
so don't worry a bit
and if your parents start to tease you and stuff afterwards...just deny it and tell them that they are being immature ..
bump into her by mistake or some sh!t....
and say oh sorry... and ask her if she is from here blah blah blah
just be totally innocent and act like that
your parents won't think or know sh!t about whats going on..
you'd be supprised..
flirting is a very subtle game sometimes...only the two ppl involved in a flirty conversation know that they are flirting with each other.....observers have no idea whats going on ..
so don't worry a bit
and if your parents start to tease you and stuff afterwards...just deny it and tell them that they are being immature ..
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
tell her you've been sent and you're an angel. heheh!
hmmm.. take some of that holy water and splash it onto her!!!
hmmm.. take some of that holy water and splash it onto her!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
Church or no church its still going to be a cold approach. So why put any pressure on yourself when there isn't any? Go up to her and start talking, you'll know if she's interested or not by the way she looks and talks with you. If you want it to be a little more casual talk to her as you guys walk out from church. Tell your parents before hand that your going to go talk to this girl that you think is hot, that way they won't bother you.
Remember this: You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose.
PIMP
Remember this: You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose.
PIMP
Chris Dash
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If you go to Catholic Church, bump into her on the way to get that waffer thing in line. Then be like, "Oh, im sorry, blah blah." You're in.