"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ntssv

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I want it back!

Last year my car was stolen and inside was my camacorder bag with a tape of my ex fvcking the **** out of me.

I think about this every now and then and it pisses me off!!! :box: :box: :box:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I feel you man, when I was 16 me and my ex made a few videos. She always had this weird feeling that somebody was going to break into her place and steal them, she'd sit at her window everyday with binoculars watching different people's houses and she always thought somebody was spying on HER!!!! It was funny at the time, than one day, her suspicions came true, somebody broke into the house and stole the movies... well they stole a whole lot more, but it's only the movies I really think about, because it's the only thing that half belonged to me that was stolen:p

Do you still get pissed off when you think about your car as well?
 
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flippinfreak said:
Do you still get pissed off when you think about your car as well?
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Yeah, I got my car back though. It was trashed! Some crack heads apparently lived in it for a couple weeks. Took two weeks at the dealer to fix the interior.

The tape bothers me the most because it is pretty personal. Um oh, I lied - my ex gf could fvck the **** out of me and I liked watching it. :D
 
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ntssv said:
Last year my car was stolen and inside was my camacorder bag with a tape of my ex fvcking the **** out of me.
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Next time tell her not to use the strap on :D .
 
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