"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ntssv

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I want it back!

Last year my car was stolen and inside was my camacorder bag with a tape of my ex fvcking the **** out of me.

I think about this every now and then and it pisses me off!!! :box: :box: :box:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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flippinfreak

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I feel you man, when I was 16 me and my ex made a few videos. She always had this weird feeling that somebody was going to break into her place and steal them, she'd sit at her window everyday with binoculars watching different people's houses and she always thought somebody was spying on HER!!!! It was funny at the time, than one day, her suspicions came true, somebody broke into the house and stole the movies... well they stole a whole lot more, but it's only the movies I really think about, because it's the only thing that half belonged to me that was stolen:p

Do you still get pissed off when you think about your car as well?
 

ntssv

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flippinfreak said:
Do you still get pissed off when you think about your car as well?
Yeah, I got my car back though. It was trashed! Some crack heads apparently lived in it for a couple weeks. Took two weeks at the dealer to fix the interior.

The tape bothers me the most because it is pretty personal. Um oh, I lied - my ex gf could fvck the **** out of me and I liked watching it. :D
 

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ntssv said:
Last year my car was stolen and inside was my camacorder bag with a tape of my ex fvcking the **** out of me.
Next time tell her not to use the strap on :D .
 
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