"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If you HAD to choose your torture?

You gotta choose one of these which would it be?

  • Have your knob grated to a stump

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have a hot needle up your japseye

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have your knob cut off and u have to eat it

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • Have acid on your balls

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You have to shag an old man

    Votes: 56 62.9%
  • Be bummed by a chippendale

    Votes: 19 21.3%
  • Have your japseye glued up so when u piss yo knob will swell up and pop like a water ballon

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Have you bellend boiled

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Have your knob stretched until it snaps

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have your knob fried by electricity

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • Total voters
    89

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ok dudez I was talkin to my mate and we were disgussing what would be the worst punishment to do to one of our enemies.

We said the worst would be to let THEM choose from a list. So then if someone said you GOTTA choose 1 of these options or we kill your family what would you pick?

These are the options.......
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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a friend of mine and his brother died via getting electricuted and his brother had his toe shot off because the force was so great.

this was a horrible chirstmas light hanging accident.
 

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You forgot have burning bamboo slivers shoved underneath your fingernails.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Man, you guys are queers. I'm the only one who didn't vote for gay sex.
 

[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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Originally posted by seanchai
Man, you guys are queers. I'm the only one who didn't vote for gay sex.
your the only one left without parts of your reproductive system ;)
 

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^^^^

Seriously!!!

I'm sorry you can call me gay all you want (im not) but if it came down to F*ckin some old guy i'd do it as long as my balls and pen!s is properly functional and not messed with in anyway
 

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Haha... nice selection there, completely devoid of anything halfway preferable to the next :p

Amusing how the posts questioning the mods motives in keeping this up and closing other more valid threads were deleted :rolleyes:
 

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I chose the chippendale.

You can all call me gay, but Id really want to keep my **** functional and intact and I could never even get a hard on for an old guys so that is really impossible.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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doctoroxygen

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Originally posted by seanchai
Man, you guys are queers. I'm the only one who didn't vote for gay sex.
That's because gay sex isn't torture for you, seanchai.

DOCOX IS BACK, BABY
 

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Originally posted by Badmannaz
I'D Plug an old dude anyday as long as my d*ck stays on my body....
Exactly. A little roundeye never hurt anybody.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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I didn't answer but I have never read a funnier thing on here in a long time.

DoctoOxygen's reply to seanchai made me lose it... my god that waqs funny :D:D:D
:crackup:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Berlex

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
You forgot:

Having DrBeard peck out your eyes with his giant beak!

CawCawCaw!!!


JC Jerkson
hahaha
 

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Originally posted by mroriginal
Why are you guys keeping this thread alive?
We want your knob chopped off.
Or you could just **** the CEO of Sony for a promotion. Thats what we're all doing. :)
 
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How ironic. Yesterday after seeing this one band called Vader play I had a nightmare. It was bad ass. Like I was walking home from school at 9 o clock at night in the snow(this is when I realized I was in a dream) with a friend or a dude who used to be my friend. Well we're walking and we get to my backyard. He talks about how something possessed him and suddenly he turns into a psycho freak f*ck that is probably related to pinhead. And he goes apesh*t all over the backyard and another friend comes over and my demon friend attacks him and they start fighting and then after violently whooping his ass, the demon says "this is what I live for" and then he puts the beaten fool on this table canvas thing with long needles, sharp screw looking thing, syringes and nails and liquid of some sort and btw the table had a bed of nails on it. Dude is slammed on it and then a needle maneuvers itself to his wrists and proceeds to drain blood and then another needle moves on his other wrist and does the same thing. After wards from under the table a million smaller needles poke from behind guys face in such percision while another device pours hot liquid over his face to make it wax like and then needles poke through his head and out his face and somehow the guy is still alive..and then some more nails enter all 10 of his fingernails. And then the demon takes out these huge ass syringes with black liquid in them and proceeds to carefully insert them into the victim's ears until his head expands to its capacity and so now the dude is getting blood drenched from him, needles are popped out of his face so he looks like pinhead his face is swollen to the max and his fingers have been penetrated and then the demon pushes a button and from under the table this curvy bed like casket thing with saws come out from both sides and the sides close on the guy's body. And then he wanted to fight me and I punched him and then woke up...
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
How ironic. Yesterday after seeing this one band called Vader play I had a nightmare. It was bad ass. Like I was walking home from school at 9 o clock at night in the snow(this is when I realized I was in a dream) with a friend or a dude who used to be my friend. Well we're walking and we get to my backyard. He talks about how something possessed him and suddenly he turns into a psycho freak f*ck that is probably related to pinhead. And he goes apesh*t all over the backyard and another friend comes over and my demon friend attacks him and they start fighting and then after violently whooping his ass, the demon says "this is what I live for" and then he puts the beaten fool on this table canvas thing with long needles, sharp screw looking thing, syringes and nails and liquid of some sort and btw the table had a bed of nails on it. Dude is slammed on it and then a needle maneuvers itself to his wrists and proceeds to drain blood and then another needle moves on his other wrist and does the same thing. After wards from under the table a million smaller needles poke from behind guys face in such percision while another device pours hot liquid over his face to make it wax like and then needles poke through his head and out his face and somehow the guy is still alive..and then some more nails enter all 10 of his fingernails. And then the demon takes out these huge ass syringes with black liquid in them and proceeds to carefully insert them into the victim's ears until his head expands to its capacity and so now the dude is getting blood drenched from him, needles are popped out of his face so he looks like pinhead his face is swollen to the max and his fingers have been penetrated and then the demon pushes a button and from under the table this curvy bed like casket thing with saws come out from both sides and the sides close on the guy's body. And then he wanted to fight me and I punched him and then woke up...
Dude, get off the drugs.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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