habdragon08
Don Juan
You must be a terrorist because your daughter is the BOMB
They won't laugh
They won't laugh
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
If you ever meet an Arab chick's father don't say this:
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
this mutherfcuker! ROFL!!:crackup:
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAHA NICE! this needs to be stickied for a day!
LOL, I would love to use that line but I would be too scared to! I could see it as being a nice ice breaker if things were going kind of rough upon first meeting. I think it would only work though if the father was Americanized enough to understand the humor (like what "da bomb" means). But of course, you would have to let him know right away that you were joking.
Furyguy
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rofl, I definitely approve. 
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
chinwaggler
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don't you mean 'da bomb'
mexican_player2
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lol yeah, i fokin hate terrorists. they should be killed
Mr. Bojangles
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lmao 10/10
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Faded Image
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ROFLMAO, that's just like telling a girl's dad "You must be an @ss cause your girl is the sh!t."
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ROTFLMAO!:crackup:
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Word of advice - Arabs, "Persians" (as they love to be called, Call them Iranian, knock em down a notch) and Afghani girls...are usually the most psychotic, neurotic paranoid women out there. And have families that are still living in the 1890's, regardless of income, education and residence.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
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Wow, that's really ignorant.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Whats the Vietnamese joke about Rhoto? Explain it to me...i dont quite understand...Rhoto said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.