habdragon08
Don Juan
You must be a terrorist because your daughter is the BOMB
They won't laugh
They won't laugh
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If you ever meet an Arab chick's father don't say this:
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Master Don Juan
this mutherfcuker! ROFL!!:crackup:
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAHA NICE! this needs to be stickied for a day!
LOL, I would love to use that line but I would be too scared to! I could see it as being a nice ice breaker if things were going kind of rough upon first meeting. I think it would only work though if the father was Americanized enough to understand the humor (like what "da bomb" means). But of course, you would have to let him know right away that you were joking.
Furyguy
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rofl, I definitely approve. 
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
chinwaggler
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don't you mean 'da bomb'
mexican_player2
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lol yeah, i fokin hate terrorists. they should be killed
Mr. Bojangles
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lmao 10/10
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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ROFLMAO, that's just like telling a girl's dad "You must be an @ss cause your girl is the sh!t."
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ROTFLMAO!:crackup:
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Word of advice - Arabs, "Persians" (as they love to be called, Call them Iranian, knock em down a notch) and Afghani girls...are usually the most psychotic, neurotic paranoid women out there. And have families that are still living in the 1890's, regardless of income, education and residence.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
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Wow, that's really ignorant.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
Ken785
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Whats the Vietnamese joke about Rhoto? Explain it to me...i dont quite understand...Rhoto said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.