habdragon08
Don Juan
You must be a terrorist because your daughter is the BOMB
They won't laugh
They won't laugh
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
If you ever meet an Arab chick's father don't say this:
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Master Don Juan
this mutherfcuker! ROFL!!:crackup:
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
I clicked on this expecting something WORTH learning.
and Im guessing that youve field tested this to actually know huh?
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAHA NICE! this needs to be stickied for a day!
LOL, I would love to use that line but I would be too scared to! I could see it as being a nice ice breaker if things were going kind of rough upon first meeting. I think it would only work though if the father was Americanized enough to understand the humor (like what "da bomb" means). But of course, you would have to let him know right away that you were joking.
Furyguy
Senior Don Juan
rofl, I definitely approve. 
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
chinwaggler
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don't you mean 'da bomb'
mexican_player2
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lol yeah, i fokin hate terrorists. they should be killed
Mr. Bojangles
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lmao 10/10
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Faded Image
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ROFLMAO, that's just like telling a girl's dad "You must be an @ss cause your girl is the sh!t."
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ROTFLMAO!:crackup:
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
Word of advice - Arabs, "Persians" (as they love to be called, Call them Iranian, knock em down a notch) and Afghani girls...are usually the most psychotic, neurotic paranoid women out there. And have families that are still living in the 1890's, regardless of income, education and residence.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
Save for the lovely Vietnamese.
Ken - I've had two Vietnamese girls threaten to cut my balls off if I didn't return their phone calls. One of my old clubbing buddies ex-gf's set his motorcycle on fire. So It wasn't really a joke, just be careful.
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Wow, that's really ignorant.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
+1 for the Iranian thing, though. Wanting to still be called "Persian" is a bit of a joke.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Whats the Vietnamese joke about Rhoto? Explain it to me...i dont quite understand...Rhoto said:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.