"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How would you like her?

Would she walk around her home in bikinis?
Does she have wooden floors or carpet floors?
Does she sun tan in her backyard, or frontyard?
Does she ever invite guys or guy friends over?
Does she do push-ups in the morning?
Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?

And, somewhat the point of this survey, does she own any pets? There could be a double-edged sword about women who are single and own cats/dogs meaning they're more asocial to humans. However, if she own a dog(s), that could mean she walks in/out of her property a lot. What would you prefer?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When I design a woman, Teegra is my template




14:46-15:43 Lucky f-cking me, Necron's henchcreatures got rid of her damned cat
 

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Build your own imaginary babes and cartoon hotties from bad animated movies.
... from men in their mid 30's?

I'm a firm believer that some men are just here to avoid actually getting women.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude, you ask the weirdest questions...
Well I'm curious to know the other way around too, for women on men.

I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not. But that could be a turn-off for women, thinking that I own a cat as a placebo for not having women companionship.
 

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Well I'm curious to know the other way around too, for women on men.
Woman have no incel problem like guys do. If they don't have a guy, they have chosen not to settle with someone or are alpha-widowed, whereas guys like ourselves don't have women in the first place to even settle.

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I'm contemplating on whether I should get a cat or not. But that could be a turn-off for women, thinking that I own a cat as a placebo for not having women companionship.
Yeah, I get it is that bad. I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman. It almost sounds a bit gay TBH. (ie it's not that much of a stretch to say hanging out with a guy as a placebo for not having woman companionship). To avoid a slippery-slope like that, I'd always have any substitution of woman to be another woman. Preferably another human being woman, whether image or real (ie as in real human being woman, etc...) because at least you know you are still dealing with a woman.
 

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How would you like her?

Would she walk around her home in bikinis?
Does she have wooden floors or carpet floors?
Does she sun tan in her backyard, or frontyard?
Does she ever invite guys or guy friends over?
Does she do push-ups in the morning?
Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?

And, somewhat the point of this survey, does she own any pets? There could be a double-edged sword about women who are single and own cats/dogs meaning they're more asocial to humans. However, if she own a dog(s), that could mean she walks in/out of her property a lot. What would you prefer?
I would recommend Wierd Science (1985).

The Gen-X horndogs already tried a simliar experiment to what you are proposing.

 

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What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman
Yeah, if only

-That pug who's sleeping in the living room, or that octopus in the fish tank, bore a stronger resemblance to Kelly Brook circa Survival Island

And

-Bestiality wasn't a crime

Our pets would be perfect substitutes for girlfriends, wives, and the like :confused: :rolleyes:
 

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What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?
Unless you've moved to Tehran or Amish Country recently, no one gives a damn whether or not you wear a shirt outside
 

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What if I have neighbors that are teenage girls, and I want to walk around shirtless in my backyard, or frontyard?
Keep your shirt, unless you are jacked, there is nothing to show and will probably lose points. Get jacked first.
 

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I don't think a pet can ever substitute for a woman with me because it doesn't look like a woman. It almost sounds a bit gay TBH.
Yea not to have a cat as a substitute for a woman...

Keep your shirt, unless you are jacked, there is nothing to show and will probably lose points. Get jacked first.
Yea being shirtless, but not showing off my muscles either...

Weird how you interpret both those concepts differently.
 

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Does she hand out candy on Halloween night?
Yep. She also spends her days handing out blades in the parking lot of the nearest grocery store


By doing so, she enhances social justice within this corrupt, genocidal society we inhabit... Girl reduces the Structural Oppression of BIPOCs, Birthing Persons, and members of The LGBTQY&Z community in ways we can't even begin to fathom, each time she cleanses the land of White(Likely heterosexual)males. All before they grow up to become Amazon distribution center GMs, who fill the pay rolls with Davids and Madisons, while depriving Raequans and Shamikas of high-paying gigs and their tickets out of the ghetto :eek: :oops:
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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