"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Guys

Go and find a copy , I don't care where , of "Don Jon"

Literally this website in a movie , some really realistic crap is in there

At some points this guy is pvssified !!!!!!!

im only halfway through and this is freaking amazing

Doesn't do SJ much justice though

Give me your thoughts !!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scarlett J is the perfect manipulative chick (HB9) and gives the guy a hard time before he figures it out. The scene at the mall is an example
 

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adam225 said:
Yep

Joker - Its just a generic film if im honest with a bit of a wierd ending , but its got some realistic shizz in it !!! from the start fi you check out her room , you can see the princess complex

And his sister freaking nails it !!!!
 

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yes sister nailed it. only one statement and boooom!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The movie is definitely entertaining, BUT Don Jon is no Don Juan. Yeah, ok he cleans up at the club but his addiction to porn is freaking retarded. His views on sex are stupid, there's no real life $$ shot you have to blow in a condom? That's sum BS if you ask me, I've never met a chick that didn't like doggy....js

I will leave it at that, don't want add any spoilers. I must watch for AFC's, I will give you that. Comon a movie on the first date with the princess, forget about it.
 

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Lotus Effect said:
I could not care less about this sh*t!

Go outside and do your own stuff instead of watching some hollywood BS!

yeah agreed , just cracked myself so hard at some stuff in this movie - saw it in a movie theater
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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hockeyfreak79 said:
The movie is definitely entertaining, BUT Don Jon is no Don Juan. Yeah, ok he cleans up at the club but his addiction to porn is freaking retarded. His views on sex are stupid, there's no real life $$ shot you have to blow in a condom? That's sum BS if you ask me, I've never met a chick that didn't like doggy....js

I will leave it at that, don't want add any spoilers. I must watch for AFC's, I will give you that. Comon a movie on the first date with the princess, forget about it.
Agreed

but dude ...ONS can be picky if you go the top end HB8/9 , they dont have to work for it bro
 
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