"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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if you are me, would you bang her?

Lost In the Seas

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i have this HB7 in my band, her face is quite good, big boobs, but if only her body is a bit thinner and longer legs, she would be an 8.

its obvious she is interested in going out with me, but i am keeping her on a short leash. Whenever she tries to approach me i would shoot it down. But then next time we meet i would suggest hanging out again and arouse her interest in me, and the cycle goes on.

Right now i am not sure if i do want a relationship with her but i dont wanna completely reject her either.

I thought about the consequences, and i just don't see a long lasting relationship with her. She is honestly not really my dream girl and i would probably be more interested in banging her than loving her truly. but hey i would luv to bang her lol

i think im not really her type of guy too, but not to brag im a fun person to hang out with, better looking than most, and she just had some breakups and she probably want a new guy badly to crush on just for the sake of it

the other thing is that she is in my band, and either we break up or not it would still be an akward situation becoz im the only guy in my band (lol), all the rest are girls

so ya, if ur me, would u go for her?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Morphiex

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prolly not since shes in your band .... and that would just cause trouble later on down the road.... but if she wasent in the band or if u or her are leaving thte band soon , then id **** her......
 

The Juan and only

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nope, there are a million better women out there and like you say, it could cause a akward situation with the band. If you were really interested then it might be a different story but as you don't seem particularly fussed, I would say it's not worth it.
 
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