dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
i dont know about 'will kill you' but will f*ck you up will work. lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If this ******* touches me ONE MORE TIME, it'll be the end of him.
- Thread starter Viper
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
shydude
Master Don Juan
try telling ur moommmy that someone is picking on u.. I am sure she wil take good care of em..
LongDrinkofWater
Senior Don Juan
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Hottest girl in school, huh? Did you punch this guy while she was there?
I can tell you from experience that emotional instability is not very attractive. I have no problem with you clean clocking this guy, sounds like he's teased you to the limit. But first, look around at all of the true DJ's, and a common trait is that they have control over themselves, especially when they are being pushed.
I can tell you from experience that emotional instability is not very attractive. I have no problem with you clean clocking this guy, sounds like he's teased you to the limit. But first, look around at all of the true DJ's, and a common trait is that they have control over themselves, especially when they are being pushed.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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The sexiest way to beat a punk down is to pull a Kung Fu move on 'em. Depends entirely on if you know them though.
A friend of mine and I were slapboxing/playfighting/being retarded. He swung, and on reflex, and grabbed his arm and nearly popped his elbow out of the socket in one swift motion. I hadn't realized I had done it until it was already done.
And then, about 3 girls asked me to show them how I did it. It was fun explaining the right hip positioning (I am a sly dog.)
A friend of mine and I were slapboxing/playfighting/being retarded. He swung, and on reflex, and grabbed his arm and nearly popped his elbow out of the socket in one swift motion. I hadn't realized I had done it until it was already done.
And then, about 3 girls asked me to show them how I did it. It was fun explaining the right hip positioning (I am a sly dog.)
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
I can't believe that this thread is still going, he asked for advice got it, used it and he kicked the guy's ass. Obviously violence worked and he isn't having problems so that was the solution so all you nerds that say u need to talk and come up with a peaceful solution just STFU. Someone needs to close this thread. :moon: