dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
i dont know about 'will kill you' but will f*ck you up will work. lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If this ******* touches me ONE MORE TIME, it'll be the end of him.
- Thread starter Viper
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
shydude
Master Don Juan
try telling ur moommmy that someone is picking on u.. I am sure she wil take good care of em..
LongDrinkofWater
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Hottest girl in school, huh? Did you punch this guy while she was there?
I can tell you from experience that emotional instability is not very attractive. I have no problem with you clean clocking this guy, sounds like he's teased you to the limit. But first, look around at all of the true DJ's, and a common trait is that they have control over themselves, especially when they are being pushed.
I can tell you from experience that emotional instability is not very attractive. I have no problem with you clean clocking this guy, sounds like he's teased you to the limit. But first, look around at all of the true DJ's, and a common trait is that they have control over themselves, especially when they are being pushed.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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The sexiest way to beat a punk down is to pull a Kung Fu move on 'em. Depends entirely on if you know them though.
A friend of mine and I were slapboxing/playfighting/being retarded. He swung, and on reflex, and grabbed his arm and nearly popped his elbow out of the socket in one swift motion. I hadn't realized I had done it until it was already done.
And then, about 3 girls asked me to show them how I did it. It was fun explaining the right hip positioning (I am a sly dog.)
A friend of mine and I were slapboxing/playfighting/being retarded. He swung, and on reflex, and grabbed his arm and nearly popped his elbow out of the socket in one swift motion. I hadn't realized I had done it until it was already done.
And then, about 3 girls asked me to show them how I did it. It was fun explaining the right hip positioning (I am a sly dog.)
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
I can't believe that this thread is still going, he asked for advice got it, used it and he kicked the guy's ass. Obviously violence worked and he isn't having problems so that was the solution so all you nerds that say u need to talk and come up with a peaceful solution just STFU. Someone needs to close this thread. :moon: