"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Down Low

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Here's a really depressing read about men and women who are chemically castrated, or who want to castrate themselves because their wives go on pvssy strike:

http://www.partnertherapy.com/node/74

Here's a representative sample:

I too have been trying to find a way to lower my sex drive to more closely match hers, which would mean a drop of 90 percent or so. Unfortunately there is almost no information on this, and seems to be no solution. Also when we have sought help and when I have done research on this, it always comes out the same: the man is always the problem. I guess its just something we have to deal with. Face it, in the bedroom women have ALL the power and ALL the say and we have to deal with it the best we can. I will NOT have an affair, I will NOT leave her and our children. I just have to keep working at limiting the frustration as much as I can and coping with things as they are. I remind myself that 10 times a year is better than nothing. That is my only other alternative in the given situation.​

The poor bastard! You gotta feel for him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Damn skippy it seems like she has the power. You know why? Because you married her and if you divorce her you WILL be financially ruined.

Get pre-nups fools.
 

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What the ****. I feel for the guy, bloody hell. What is the answer to that situation though. We can all say, that's never going to happen to us, etc. But he has kids, a family. Sure he could get a divorce but is that really the only answer?
 

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Somebody should explain that poor guy that the problem is not his sex drive, the problem is that useless piece of flesh he calls wife who consider marriage and family as some kind of bonds investment where she just wait her capital to work with no effort...and better yet explain that also to those sons of a b1tch who make laws.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
Somebody should explain that poor guy that
Nobody should explain anything. I'm sure that his friends told him it was a dumb idea but he decides to go with it. When someone is so completely stupid and oblivious, it's best just to let them be.

They will do good in the end and serve as a warning to others of what NOT to do.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Obviously the solution for that guy is to jack off...into her hair as she sleeps. Soon she will learn that it's much less messy to be awake while the event happens, and then he would have something at least resembling sex.
 

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Some of you act like the problem is marriage. Or the woman. Or anything but the guy. Sure, it seems that way, especially in a forum like this promoting positive masculinity. That is expected. But I think we should also be promoting being a man and all that goes with it. This guy should nut up, quit begging his wife for pvssy, quit supplicating to her and she'll probably start wanting to fvck HIM more than he's whining to fvck HER.

We're men, we're the leaders. Our role is not being forcefully taken away, we're LETTING it be taken away. We can take it back at any time. This sh1t is chess, it ain't checkers.

Wonder how fat this guy is? Wonder if they fart on each other, have nasty breath all the time? Alot of questions that could be answered, you know.

All I'm saying is, that if this guy is on top of his game, then he has a right to complain. Until then, STFU and get his sh1t together.
 

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The best option is to not marry a b!tch. I have been married for 2 years to a foreign girl and she sucks my **** every night and she spreads her legs whenever I want.
 

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Gentlemen's Rule #12: Don't find fault. Find the solution and fix the problem.

Gentlemen's Rule # 4: The man is NEVER at fault.

If the woman is menopausal and has low libido, just the opposite: the woman is broken and needs fixed. She needs hormone replacement therapy.

If she's just a b1tch and went on pvssy strike, I agree with this:

Bible_Belt said:
Obviously the solution for that guy is to jack off...into her hair as she sleeps. Soon she will learn that it's much less messy to be awake while the event happens, and then he would have something at least resembling sex.
Or go caveman until she learns that cooperation in bed is rewarded with tenderness.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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