"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
If she leaves you this is all u need!
- Thread starter frivolousz21
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
faster
Don Juan
WTF,, and do what with it? If she leaves, get 5 more to replace her. Everytime I end a relationship, I find a better one, or two, or three.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
lol, I am just messing around!
incredibly boring day at work today!
incredibly boring day at work today!
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
if she leaves you you need..5 things
1.a Nutrag
2.a good porno
3.some Alchohol
4.a Video game
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
Then in the morning you go picking up new girls
1.a Nutrag
2.a good porno
3.some Alchohol
4.a Video game
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
Then in the morning you go picking up new girls
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Sounds something my ex gf would need.Originally posted by Badmannaz
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Thats awesome:crackup:
*saves to favorites*
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
OMG that sh!t is incredible
i've tried all of these commands
makeout=
f*ck=they go in the car for this
Spank
Strip
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Oops double post
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
So much for no masterbation. lol. very hot! How much will they do?!?! Wash, Makeout, Strip, Dance, Sex, Naked, Spank, Topless, Shake... What wont they do?!?!?!