"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
If she leaves you this is all u need!
- Thread starter frivolousz21
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
faster
Don Juan
WTF,, and do what with it? If she leaves, get 5 more to replace her. Everytime I end a relationship, I find a better one, or two, or three.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
lol, I am just messing around!
incredibly boring day at work today!
incredibly boring day at work today!
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
if she leaves you you need..5 things
1.a Nutrag
2.a good porno
3.some Alchohol
4.a Video game
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
Then in the morning you go picking up new girls
1.a Nutrag
2.a good porno
3.some Alchohol
4.a Video game
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
Then in the morning you go picking up new girls
WORKEROUTER
Master Don Juan
Sounds something my ex gf would need.Originally posted by Badmannaz
5.and a movie rental while eating a pint of ice cream
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Thats awesome:crackup:
*saves to favorites*
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
OMG that sh!t is incredible
i've tried all of these commands
makeout=
f*ck=they go in the car for this
Spank
Strip
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Oops double post
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
So much for no masterbation. lol. very hot! How much will they do?!?! Wash, Makeout, Strip, Dance, Sex, Naked, Spank, Topless, Shake... What wont they do?!?!?!