"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
If only I could get a girl like this
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
No, she couldn't. She is so far out there that she doesn't even grasp the reality most of us live in. You need some sort of connection to be thought of as funny. It's what a lot of comedians do: they either create a sort of "yeah right? I get that too" moment or do something completely opposite of what you'd expect. She however does not live in the same reality. No connection, no humor.Groovy said:
Dude... This sounds like one of those riddles - where it ends with, "...what am I?" It sounds like a pig to me! I doubt she would rather "veg" on the couch. Unless by veg she means "eat excessive junk food".San Jose California said:
She's basically a crazy, depressed, fat, lazy slob who doesn't take care of her appearance, health, or hygiene; and likes to roll around in the mud and not shower. I bet she expects people to accept her for "who she is" - as she complains non-stop about how unfair her fat life is. I hate fat, loser, depressed women. They shouldn't be allowed to complain at all. But they do, and feel entitled on top of it - as they date loser after loser (being that like attracts like, and all). I believe it also lists her as an occassional smoker. So, she smells like ass, pancakes, animals, doritos, and smoke. Why is she allowed to have ANY standards?
Also agree with the comment about her complaining about being used for sex. That's why PoF is so hopeless. Everyone is desperate and has no standards, so they start to develop egos and think they're special when loser men hit on them. "Oh, I'm so hot" says lardy #97. Bad news all around. Avoid. Delete. Abort.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Dawg, weren't you the dude who beat up some random guy cuz he damaged your ego by insulting you? Now you made a post that is 100% an insult. I mean, I challenge people to carefully, meticulously analyze it... and find.... ONE thing of value in there. There is NOTHING.Yo'Mama said:
