"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If I were a Rapper..."To Be A Man"

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TO BE A MAN

Everyone an expert

On what it means to be a man

Each with methods to use one

Any way they can

Societal rules that mold men a certain way

Breed contempt and shame

To the few who dare to stray

“What happened to chivalry?”

“Where have all the good men gone?”

At the same time “I don’t need a man”

They put that in a song.

Independent and strong,

Tell her “you don’t have to try”

Tell you to man up, grow up

And be the first to die.

Equal pay for equal work,

But save the women and kids first

You’ll be the last one off the ship

When its about to burst.

Relationships are tricky now

Accept her past and don’t ask questions

And nevermind those recent photos

Of another man’s erection.

Got 22 a day bowing out of life for good

Their curtain call too early

Saw more than any man should.

Divorce is now a business

They claim it’s eight in ten

Women on the way out

Taking everything they can.

A father sits at home

Longs for love and comfort

His children taken from his arms

Nothing left but southern comfort.

The corporate world ripe

With betas polished to perfection

A potential life of servitude

Calls for swift insurrection

So man it’s time to rise up

And face your inner demons

Not talking fake religions

Just passion, drive and reason.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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