if beyonce was a boy she's be a DJ

[bukowski_merit]

this song came on in the car with this girl i was with
and she turned it up and said "this song reminds me of every guy i've ever fallen in love with"... gave me the key to make her fall in love with me (not that i want that with her)... but the song offers some pretty good advice... even if it's not meant to be taken that way...

If I were a boy,
Even just for a day.
I'd roll out of bed in the morning and throw on want I wanted and go.
I'd drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I never get confronted for it
Because they stick up for me

[cut chorus]

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they think
That I was sleeping alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that
She'll be faithful
Waiting for me to come home

[cut chorus]

[cut stupid 3rd verse]

 

[Nelford]

Jigga may have help her out with that one

 

[DJDamage]

First off, she stoled all those lyrics from an unknown artist who never made it big.

Secondly, majority of girls already act like boys. They get tattoos, they drink/smoke excessively, get into physical fights and they swear and fvck around like a sailor. That is not something I celebrate when it comes to the masculinization of females and the feminization of men.

Thirdly, its not too hard to make this sh1t up, even in reverse:

If I were a girl,
Even just for a day,
I'd roll out of bed in the morning and jump out the window to my death because the hormones, voices in my head and vagina have taken complete control of my logic and I cannot survive without being heavily medicated to begin with.

The End.