"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If a girls touches you?
- Thread starter crossboss
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
KneghtRyder
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crossboss said:
oh for the love of the god...
some guys wont know puzzy if it was sitting right there in front of them
pimpaholicskip
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u lazy azz troll
michaelhctam
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No, it means that she is a secret agent working for Loreal Paris skin products. And she smiled because she found a new skin condition that she could exploit to make millions off.crossboss said:
oakraiderz2
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Uhh ohh...thats what i was afraid of...back to the drawing board.michaelhctam said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I don't say much because if you do, less people will respond.pimpaholicskip said:
Obviously most girls will bang a guy who they touch a lot. So I was asking how many times does she have to touch you to be considered a lot, like 10? Since 5 might not be considered enough?
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Kev07
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crossboss said:
i like to go with 7... it's a lucky number, if she touches you seven times, you better fvckclose her before it becomes 8 :rockon:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Because on the 8th touch you'll incur a nasty bout of leprosy on the 2nd Tuesday following the conjunction of the full moon, Saturn and Jupiter, but only if you see a unicorn humping a dodo bird with a leprechaun watching on the 2nd Monday after she touched you.Kev07 said:
