Ridingthelightning
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"Why? Do you wanna be?"
"Why? Do you wanna be?"
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
If a girl asks "do you have a girlfriend?", what's the best answer?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Blue Phoenix
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Megaman XIV
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Nobody's made the cut yet.
I'm holding auditions at my place. Bring something sexy.
I'm holding auditions at my place. Bring something sexy.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
nismo-4
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I'm gonna use this one! Do you have any other ones?f283000 said:
Since you guys mentioned what to say if a girl asks how many girls you've slept with, I was wondering what's a good way of getting an honest answer out of the girl as to how many guys she has been with?
Is this something that they will generally lie about? I mean if it's a load of guys then naturally they're inclined to reduce the figure, but if they've only been with say 1 guy or even none then will they big it up a touch so that they don't look inexperienced?
Is this something that they will generally lie about? I mean if it's a load of guys then naturally they're inclined to reduce the figure, but if they've only been with say 1 guy or even none then will they big it up a touch so that they don't look inexperienced?
Kailex
Master Don Juan
Go watch Clerks, and then see why you NEVER ask a woman how many guys she's been with.Hearth said: