"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok guys, I don't know if I'm asking a really stupid question but here goes:

Why do guys always want to have sex one more time before they break up?

Is it just because we like sex that much and want one more before it ends, or is there some alterior motive behind it, like we want to prove our manhood one more time or something else?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ulterior motives, mostly.

Almost everything about a breakup (including the pain) has more to do with a blow to the ego, rather than unsatisfied lust.

I mean, if you're having a rough time dealing with a breakup, does beating off really help? Case Closed.
 
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It's kinda like when someone dies and you don't get to say goodbye. But in this case, you just want to say goodbye to a pvssy by jamming your d1ck inside it, and leaving the load of a lifetime.

I think everyone gets that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm inclined to think evolutionary biology is to blame; your subconscious wants to take one more opportunity to attempt to fertilize her even if you logically know that the attempt will not work (condom, Birth control, etc).
 
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