"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LegendBoy

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Final year of school and my mate goes to another school and there is this chick from there I would not mind boning he is going to see if she has MSN and get it for me.

If so how the **** do you talk to someone you don't know? Stalking it would seem like.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GloriouslyInsane

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This wouldn't be the way anyone would advise you to take in meeting this girl.But if you're so keen on meeting her through msn you could add her and say like "Hi x (another girls name not hers)" , she will be like "Im not x,i'm y" and you can take it from there,most probably she will sense you're bsing her but i don't see any way other than adding her and going "Im x and Y got your msn for me" which is the truth but does not build any kind of attraction whatsoever.
 

LegendBoy

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haha. well i was thinking she will obviously will want to see what i look like. If she likes the picture i send then i would say i am in with a shot. By the way the schools are next door to each other but i probably see her every 6months. Also what you said about bull****ting a name is good because then it would make think "Who is this'? Creating soem interest.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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