“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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Ideas for my Voicemail greeting?

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noodle

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Okay so I got voicemail added to my phone plan.

I'm thinking about doing a greeting that makes them think I'm there...but really,....... I'm NOT!
I know! omg asjdhkajsfkjsfghsf, . i'm a mad man! hehe :p

Well....I was thinking something like:
"Hey........whats up?.......................just kidding i'm not here right now, leave a message! hehe :D"

Something like that. Any Ideas for something funny/memorable???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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They are pretty funny for about two seconds, and then getting annoying. My girlfriend has that and it bothers the hell out of me every time i get her voicemail. So I would assume that girls would feel the same calling your phone. They will laugh the first time or two and then just get annoyed. Thats just my opinion though, take it or leave it.
 
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agree 100%.. If I were you, I'd just do something normal for a voicemail message.

A friend of mine's voicemail says "You have reached me at 555-5555. Leave me a message, and I'll call you back..... or not. muahahahahhahaa"

its brutal.
 
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