"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ideas for my Voicemail greeting?

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noodle

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Okay so I got voicemail added to my phone plan.

I'm thinking about doing a greeting that makes them think I'm there...but really,....... I'm NOT!
I know! omg asjdhkajsfkjsfghsf, . i'm a mad man! hehe :p

Well....I was thinking something like:
"Hey........whats up?.......................just kidding i'm not here right now, leave a message! hehe :D"

Something like that. Any Ideas for something funny/memorable???
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They are pretty funny for about two seconds, and then getting annoying. My girlfriend has that and it bothers the hell out of me every time i get her voicemail. So I would assume that girls would feel the same calling your phone. They will laugh the first time or two and then just get annoyed. Thats just my opinion though, take it or leave it.
 
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agree 100%.. If I were you, I'd just do something normal for a voicemail message.

A friend of mine's voicemail says "You have reached me at 555-5555. Leave me a message, and I'll call you back..... or not. muahahahahhahaa"

its brutal.
 
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