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Ideas for my Voicemail greeting?

noodle

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Okay so I got voicemail added to my phone plan.

I'm thinking about doing a greeting that makes them think I'm there...but really,....... I'm NOT!
I know! omg asjdhkajsfkjsfghsf, . i'm a mad man! hehe :p

Well....I was thinking something like:
"Hey........whats up?.......................just kidding i'm not here right now, leave a message! hehe :D"

Something like that. Any Ideas for something funny/memorable???
 

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immrtlwun

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They are pretty funny for about two seconds, and then getting annoying. My girlfriend has that and it bothers the hell out of me every time i get her voicemail. So I would assume that girls would feel the same calling your phone. They will laugh the first time or two and then just get annoyed. Thats just my opinion though, take it or leave it.
 

Monaco

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agree 100%.. If I were you, I'd just do something normal for a voicemail message.

A friend of mine's voicemail says "You have reached me at 555-5555. Leave me a message, and I'll call you back..... or not. muahahahahhahaa"

its brutal.
 
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