"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ideas for cool posters...

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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quest

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Originally posted by DogFashionDisco
What do you guys think would be some really neat posters to put in your room to show off to the ladies?

http://img107.imageshack.us/my.php?image=atomicbomb24ih.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img15500pn.jpg

http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=100043zx.jpg
Brownie points go to the person who can name the band in this picture!


Post yours.
bomb. its well known that girls love bombs. girls love death and destruction. thats an exellent poster.

snowboarding. girls love snowboarders, that too is well known. So filling your room with snowboarding posters is awesome! infact, its even better to put a snowboard or 3 leaning against the wall, + some gear, goggles, etc. BUT don't have a snow jacket, she'll think your a ***** who can't handle the cold.

a band, that no one knows. again. AWESOME. you can tell her that you're one of the members of the band, its just you're hidden behind the tree. "The photographer wasn't very good."

other ideas:

a poster of a tree with 4 puppies being hung from a high branch. girls love trees (nature) aswell as cute puppies.

a poster of 2 men, preferably different races, in some kind of a sexual position. It shows that you're cultured and open to new experiences.

Keep the ideas coming guys.
 

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Do you know where the second pic was taken?

It looks familiar to me... somewhere in colorado?

Originally posted by Quest
a poster of 2 men, preferably different races, in some kind of a sexual position. It shows that you're cultured and open to new experiences.
:crackup: , i hope that was a joke... :rolleyes:



A poster of two lesbian girls kissing... i know a lot of sluty girls who like that, not to mention guys of course.
 

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I think the atom bomb might possibly remind a chick of death, but that could turn her on. if you're dating a pacifist type, simply stick a sign over it that ways 'WHY?"

The skier one is what a fiteen year old would choose. Nature photography would show an aesthetic eye though, though perhaps something warmer and sexier, like a tropical beach or something with a wolf or a tiger (You) in it.

The band are The Gaylords I believe.

I that's important to have something for the chick to stare at as you're giving iit to her from behind - it shows class.

Try film posters. Common choices are Scarface for young men, something French for the musicians and arty DJs. and mature members should try classic prints of photos paintings. Avoid childrens films.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Hrm - how about you go the cultural route and get some friggin art?! lol
Cause posters are way more cool, art is expensive and the cheap art is garbage.
 

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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
Cause posters are way more cool, art is expensive and the cheap art is garbage.
You can get poster versions of most nice art if it's famous enough.

A good one I think is "Starry Night" by I think Van Gogh, but I could be wrong. I don't remember.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Explosions are phallic and symbolic of orgasm. It's a good conversation starter.

:up:
 

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
You can get poster versions of most nice art if it's famous enough.

A good one I think is "Starry Night" by I think Van Gogh, but I could be wrong. I don't remember.
and you my friend, think outside the box.:up:
 
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