"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ideas for cool posters...

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by DogFashionDisco
What do you guys think would be some really neat posters to put in your room to show off to the ladies?

http://img107.imageshack.us/my.php?image=atomicbomb24ih.jpg

http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img15500pn.jpg

http://img58.imageshack.us/my.php?image=100043zx.jpg
Brownie points go to the person who can name the band in this picture!


Post yours.
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bomb. its well known that girls love bombs. girls love death and destruction. thats an exellent poster.

snowboarding. girls love snowboarders, that too is well known. So filling your room with snowboarding posters is awesome! infact, its even better to put a snowboard or 3 leaning against the wall, + some gear, goggles, etc. BUT don't have a snow jacket, she'll think your a ***** who can't handle the cold.

a band, that no one knows. again. AWESOME. you can tell her that you're one of the members of the band, its just you're hidden behind the tree. "The photographer wasn't very good."

other ideas:

a poster of a tree with 4 puppies being hung from a high branch. girls love trees (nature) aswell as cute puppies.

a poster of 2 men, preferably different races, in some kind of a sexual position. It shows that you're cultured and open to new experiences.

Keep the ideas coming guys.
 
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Do you know where the second pic was taken?

It looks familiar to me... somewhere in colorado?

Originally posted by Quest
a poster of 2 men, preferably different races, in some kind of a sexual position. It shows that you're cultured and open to new experiences.
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:crackup: , i hope that was a joke... :rolleyes:



A poster of two lesbian girls kissing... i know a lot of sluty girls who like that, not to mention guys of course.
 
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I think the atom bomb might possibly remind a chick of death, but that could turn her on. if you're dating a pacifist type, simply stick a sign over it that ways 'WHY?"

The skier one is what a fiteen year old would choose. Nature photography would show an aesthetic eye though, though perhaps something warmer and sexier, like a tropical beach or something with a wolf or a tiger (You) in it.

The band are The Gaylords I believe.

I that's important to have something for the chick to stare at as you're giving iit to her from behind - it shows class.

Try film posters. Common choices are Scarface for young men, something French for the musicians and arty DJs. and mature members should try classic prints of photos paintings. Avoid childrens films.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hrm - how about you go the cultural route and get some friggin art?! lol
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Cause posters are way more cool, art is expensive and the cheap art is garbage.
 
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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
Cause posters are way more cool, art is expensive and the cheap art is garbage.
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You can get poster versions of most nice art if it's famous enough.

A good one I think is "Starry Night" by I think Van Gogh, but I could be wrong. I don't remember.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Explosions are phallic and symbolic of orgasm. It's a good conversation starter.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
You can get poster versions of most nice art if it's famous enough.

A good one I think is "Starry Night" by I think Van Gogh, but I could be wrong. I don't remember.
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and you my friend, think outside the box.:up:
 
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