"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ideal Woman's Body

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I ran across this article, they asked designers from 18 countries to photoshop a picture in order to depict the ideal standard of beauty from their country. 14 of the 18 designers were women, so you know there may be problems right there. Still, I wondered what my fellow SoSuavers would think.

I'm from the US, but I think the US version looks a little "hippy". If I had to pick one, I kind of like Argentina.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-the-ideal-womans-body-looks-like-in-18-countries_55ccd2a6e4b064d5910ac3b0?cps=gravity_5059_-8202180861796421997&kvcommref=mostpopular
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Some fat chicks in there, wow.

I'll take italy. Argentina and US and basically most of the thin ones are all decent though.
 

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What the **** was that?
 

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Those are all average bodies, none of them look like they have ever tied their shoes for a jog.
 

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MidnightCity said:
i'll take none of the above. something tells me those designers were complete afcs ashamed of their masculinity like the beta boys they were trained to be.
14 of the 18 designers were female.

Skyline said:
Those are all average bodies, none of them look like they have ever tied their shoes for a jog.
All of those pictures are of one person. It's all one picture, just different photoshopped versions.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who Dares Win

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Most of them are fat, skinny fat exactly with more fat than skin.

No surprise they were built as model from other women, the only decent one is the italian one probably cause the designer was one of the few men in there.
 

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t!ts and ass are fat, and a woman feels like a bag of bones without them, but it's all in proportions. Chest to waist ratio is how both genders gauge attractiveness of the other.

The must not have photoshop in Columbia. Their pic looks the same as the original.

You can tell it was women doing it, because no one made her t!ts bigger.
 

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yannick43 said:
These are real women from the site POF, i am no longer sending emails or anything not even a member of online anymore but i can style check the site for some pics:
Plenty of Fish, lol. With their new rules, I don't think I'd even be allowed to contact a woman under 87 on there, lol. Why would I go to that site when when I can talk to girls in their 20s in real life?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Egypt all ****in day...
 

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Egypt is nice. Love hips and booty (but not to the point of being fat)
 

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Lol I would bang but they all look like the same chick
 

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As I've revealed before, I have a black chick fetish lol. I just think Hoopz is the sexiest woman I have EVER SEEN in my life. Second to Hoopz would be Meagan Good.

 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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