"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'd like to bang that Wendy's chick

dasein

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Espi said:
Probably very rich, too. Has been featured in 53 commercials.
Oh hell yeah, she had to hit bank with those ads if she made a good deal, has probably made more than most tv show actors. GEICO was smart using an animation, don't have to pay that lizard squat dippy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I miss the old Geico cavemen commercials, I loved those.
Also like their commercial with Pinnochio the Motivational Speaker.

backbreaker said:
i would give the wendy's chick a solid 8.
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to giving out 8s. I don't believe in 10s, and you can count on one hand the number of 9s I've given out. Almost every hot chick will get a 7 from me, unless there is something really, really exceptional about her.
 

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Espi said:
LOL yes was thinking the same. That's classic. No flame Des. Just funny.
I'm fairly unplugged from the media. I generally don't see or hear ads because I don't watch network television, listen to the radio, nor read the newspaper. I'm much more fond of creating my own entertainment as opposed to subscribing to what big corporations consider entertainment.
 

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The chick from the Soma bra commercial! Goddamn! She's bangin. Being a cool mo'dee, I've included a link for your viewing pleasure. Check out her funbags:

http://youtu.be/5erN3dpk3_s

The Wendy's chick....hmm...yeah I'd let her blow me with that snaggle tooth of hers. I wonder if she's got a red landing strip???
 
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