"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'd like to bang that Wendy's chick

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Espi said:
Probably very rich, too. Has been featured in 53 commercials.
Oh hell yeah, she had to hit bank with those ads if she made a good deal, has probably made more than most tv show actors. GEICO was smart using an animation, don't have to pay that lizard squat dippy.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I miss the old Geico cavemen commercials, I loved those.
Also like their commercial with Pinnochio the Motivational Speaker.

backbreaker said:
i would give the wendy's chick a solid 8.
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to giving out 8s. I don't believe in 10s, and you can count on one hand the number of 9s I've given out. Almost every hot chick will get a 7 from me, unless there is something really, really exceptional about her.
 

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Espi said:
LOL yes was thinking the same. That's classic. No flame Des. Just funny.
I'm fairly unplugged from the media. I generally don't see or hear ads because I don't watch network television, listen to the radio, nor read the newspaper. I'm much more fond of creating my own entertainment as opposed to subscribing to what big corporations consider entertainment.
 

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The chick from the Soma bra commercial! Goddamn! She's bangin. Being a cool mo'dee, I've included a link for your viewing pleasure. Check out her funbags:

http://youtu.be/5erN3dpk3_s

The Wendy's chick....hmm...yeah I'd let her blow me with that snaggle tooth of hers. I wonder if she's got a red landing strip???
 
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