"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I'd like to bang that Wendy's chick

dasein

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Espi said:
Probably very rich, too. Has been featured in 53 commercials.
Oh hell yeah, she had to hit bank with those ads if she made a good deal, has probably made more than most tv show actors. GEICO was smart using an animation, don't have to pay that lizard squat dippy.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I miss the old Geico cavemen commercials, I loved those.
Also like their commercial with Pinnochio the Motivational Speaker.

backbreaker said:
i would give the wendy's chick a solid 8.
I'm pretty stingy when it comes to giving out 8s. I don't believe in 10s, and you can count on one hand the number of 9s I've given out. Almost every hot chick will get a 7 from me, unless there is something really, really exceptional about her.
 

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Espi said:
LOL yes was thinking the same. That's classic. No flame Des. Just funny.
I'm fairly unplugged from the media. I generally don't see or hear ads because I don't watch network television, listen to the radio, nor read the newspaper. I'm much more fond of creating my own entertainment as opposed to subscribing to what big corporations consider entertainment.
 

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The chick from the Soma bra commercial! Goddamn! She's bangin. Being a cool mo'dee, I've included a link for your viewing pleasure. Check out her funbags:

http://youtu.be/5erN3dpk3_s

The Wendy's chick....hmm...yeah I'd let her blow me with that snaggle tooth of hers. I wonder if she's got a red landing strip???
 
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