"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I wouldn't be caught dead driving this!

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Hey people! Recently, I began carrying around a digital camera with me wherever I go. It's a small, cheap one, so if it gets stolen out of my truck, I don't really care.

Anyway, we just had a new employee start at work. The first thing I noticed about him was the car he drives. I wouldn't be caught dead driving this thing - It's covered in flowers!

So, I present my first candid snapshot. I'll try getting a better pic later:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/Flowercar.jpg
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Maybe it's his girlfriend's car and he has to drive it right now because his big manly rock-crawling Suburban is in the shop. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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S1NN3R

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Well, I was just hoping to come up with some explaination besides it being his car. That's just not natural. New Bugs should come from the factory with a sports bra and a Jenny Craig pamphlet.

Just let me think it's some guy who borrowed it from his girl for some very manly reason, it'll help my outlook on society. :D
 
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S1NN3R said:
Maybe it's his girlfriend's car and he has to drive it right now because his big manly rock-crawling Suburban is in the shop. :)
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suburbans arent manly, they're dumb and impractical.
 
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Desdinova said:
Hey people! Recently, I began carrying around a digital camera with me wherever I go. It's a small, cheap one, so if it gets stolen out of my truck, I don't really care.

Anyway, we just had a new employee start at work. The first thing I noticed about him was the car he drives. I wouldn't be caught dead driving this thing - It's covered in flowers!

So, I present my first candid snapshot. I'll try getting a better pic later:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/Flowercar.jpg
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Hahaha, oddly, I knew the second I saw the title of this thread that it would be a New Beetle. I just had no idea it would be covered with FLOWERS.
 
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Believe it or not, when I worked mall security while still in high school, one of the guys I worked with drove a rainbow-striped scooter to work everday... not only was he straight, he actually got a fair amount of attention from the females.:eek:

Anyways, funny picture...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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