"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wouldn't be caught dead driving this!

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Hey people! Recently, I began carrying around a digital camera with me wherever I go. It's a small, cheap one, so if it gets stolen out of my truck, I don't really care.

Anyway, we just had a new employee start at work. The first thing I noticed about him was the car he drives. I wouldn't be caught dead driving this thing - It's covered in flowers!

So, I present my first candid snapshot. I'll try getting a better pic later:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/Flowercar.jpg
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Maybe it's his girlfriend's car and he has to drive it right now because his big manly rock-crawling Suburban is in the shop. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well, I was just hoping to come up with some explaination besides it being his car. That's just not natural. New Bugs should come from the factory with a sports bra and a Jenny Craig pamphlet.

Just let me think it's some guy who borrowed it from his girl for some very manly reason, it'll help my outlook on society. :D
 
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S1NN3R said:
Maybe it's his girlfriend's car and he has to drive it right now because his big manly rock-crawling Suburban is in the shop. :)
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suburbans arent manly, they're dumb and impractical.
 
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Desdinova said:
Hey people! Recently, I began carrying around a digital camera with me wherever I go. It's a small, cheap one, so if it gets stolen out of my truck, I don't really care.

Anyway, we just had a new employee start at work. The first thing I noticed about him was the car he drives. I wouldn't be caught dead driving this thing - It's covered in flowers!

So, I present my first candid snapshot. I'll try getting a better pic later:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/Flowercar.jpg
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Hahaha, oddly, I knew the second I saw the title of this thread that it would be a New Beetle. I just had no idea it would be covered with FLOWERS.
 
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Believe it or not, when I worked mall security while still in high school, one of the guys I worked with drove a rainbow-striped scooter to work everday... not only was he straight, he actually got a fair amount of attention from the females.:eek:

Anyways, funny picture...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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