I Won't Fvck Hot Babes With Ugly Pvssies

[PigAdlemPimp]

Have you ever met a hot babe, pretty face, beautiful long hair, sexy body, but a pvssy so fvcking ugly that you just couldn't stick your d!ck in it, I have

 

[Kings_royalty]

All pussies are ugly...haven't you heard the term 'bumping uglies'? :woo:

 

[logicallefty]

I agree that all pvssies are ugly.. Does this answer the grand question of "do looks matter?" For men, maybe it's a clear cut NO THEY DON'T. After all, if men refused to fvck all women with ugly pvssies, human beings would extinct wouldn't they?!

 

[MANtle]

I refuse to say all pussies are ugly. there are some perfect pussies that you'd wanna bury yer face into forever!!!


but anyway.. rings a bell dude, rings a bell...

The thing is in my case i fell for a girl whoz boobs never saw eachother.. nipples grew to the size of a marble, she was fat and her p_u_SS_Y could even scratch her ankle if she wasn't looking..!! but thats 'love' - i fell in love with her and overlooked all of that.. now where am i?? she cheats on me!! hahaha - life is soo funny!
anyway,
NEXT.

 

[spider_007]

i used to know a striper who had a huge cli*t. I mean this thing was like 1 inch long... we used to joke around how she would bend me over and fvck me with it.

damn, just saying that feels so wrong!!!!!!

 

[Quiksilver]

I was hottubing the other night(st.pattys) and for some reason me, my buddy, and 6 girls decided to go skinny-dipping...We were pretty drunk...

Anyways, some of these girls had the nastiest cooches I've ever seen. At first I almost had an uncontrollable reaction of jumping out of the tub and running. Most of them were fine, but with two of the girls there were like extra folds of skin around the ***** dangling down two or three inches and one of the girls was pretty lopsided.

The rest were ok, so it wasn't too painful to sit in the tub.

 

[Oxide]

Man there are some beautiful pu ssies out there... some wonderful ones!! but then you got that "the skin outside looks like a roastbeef sandwich is peeking out" and man.. that ain't sexy. I can't even imagine eating that.

Most of the chicks had been pretty blessed to me so far..one had the lips pouring out and I was drunk so I didn't even try to find the hole - i just told her "You stick it in"

Interestingly enouhg, I didn't have too much trouble with pubic hair. I had like 3 in a row that werent' shaven.. I can deal with it..but yeah i'd prefer clean kitties.

Boobs are important to me. I love tits. I want them bigger but FIRM. I don't want to dissapear on the sides when she lays down on her back. I don't want pepperoni nipples. Oh! One girl I hooked up with had AMAZING tits, but when i was sucking on her nipples i could only find ONE!!! it was dark so I couldn't check for sure, but damn, one nipple?

One chick confessed to me she used to mastrubate with beer bottles, so i nicknamed her long neck

Fun times, and spider - LOL YOU HOMO

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

I refuse to say all pussies are ugly. there are some perfect pussies that you'd wanna bury yer face into forever!!!


but anyway.. rings a bell dude, rings a bell...

The thing is in my case i fell for a girl whoz boobs never saw eachother.. nipples grew to the size of a marble, she was fat and her p_u_SS_Y could even scratch her ankle if she wasn't looking..!! but thats 'love' - i fell in love with her and overlooked all of that.. now where am i?? she cheats on me!! hahaha - life is soo funny!
anyway,
NEXT.

WTF!?!?!?!?
This is funny! Are you for real?

 

[Oxide]

I can't believe nobody else has anything funny to add to this thread. Come on, some of you had to hit at least a couple of these "interesting" girls

 

[Socialreject]

Beefcurtains?

Man i can't tell you how much i hate it when they got beefcurtains hanging out, and then you have to kind of bend them aside you know, so the whole things looks like a blown up gofer... eegh.

And then you got your typical camel toe... i guess some guys find that sexy, but i think it looks weird, it's like you're sticking your d1ck into a lunch-meat sandwich, and if the chick has short trimmed pubes it's almost like sandpaper and you fuk yourself raw in no time. Looks better than beefcurtain, but if it's not shaved i prefer beefcurtain to sandpaper any day!

I don't really have an issue with pubic hair... That is to say as long as it's not jungle sized so tarzan gets lost in the woods. Should definitely be properly trimmed! Have to say though, for simplicities sake nothing beats clean shaved, or a nicely trimmed landing strip... i don't really like having pubic hair in my mouth and all that... meh.

Now i realise not a lot of guys are clean shaved, but seriously, it's not like the chick needs to navigate her tongue through a pube jungle to suck the lolly pop now is it? I don't think that argument flies here at all.

I guess it's something a lot of guys 'notice', maybe one is more picky about it than the other, but i wouldn't say it's extraordinary to have a preference at all.

 

[Oxide]

i don't really like having pubic hair in my mouth and all that... meh.

I don't eat em.. at least not yet. May be Ill save this one for some special chick..right now all I give em is dic k.

And there is hair on your shaft too ..i remember a chick had to stop like every minute cause she kept on catching the hairs, but honestly, if a chick knows what she is doign she should have a hand on the bottom part and go to town only on the top 1/3.. AND make noises AND use her tounge.

lazy hoes i tell ya man!

but i love when they kiss the belly and go allll the way down

 

[rsxtreme]

mmm roast beef

 

[Chosen1]

Man some vaginas worry me. I mean I would love to get into most of them but yeech. But I guess that comes with the territory.

 

[Cremasta]

Yep, some are pretty bad and after you've fycked them, they look like a bulldog that's eaten porridge!

But never, EVER growl out a redhead, they all taste like pee! YUCK!

 

[azanon]

i used to know a striper who had a huge cli*t. I mean this thing was like 1 inch long... we used to joke around how she would bend me over and fvck me with it.

damn, just saying that feels so wrong!!!!!!

That's probably not as uncommon as one might think. I imagine varying degrees of hermaphroditism are expressed in a small percentage of the human population. It probably wouldnt hurt for this chick to check for Kleinfelter's syndrome as well since someone with that disorder would want to be aware of what goes along with that (such as being sterile).

 

[Oxide]

dude please get the big **** away from me. i dont want her to sport wood either.

call me dumb, but that is something on my "NO WAY" list

 

[jimmyjack]

Well i did say i like ugly pussies cause when i stick my face in there i forget about ******* that ***** but i can't unstand why!

 

[IrReSiStIbLe]

Yep, some are pretty bad and after you've fycked them, they look like a bulldog that's eaten porridge!

LOL what is that supposed to mean bro?? lol