RichardTheFrog
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What do you do when you *** inside?
Does it just stay in there and get all gross?
Does it just stay in there and get all gross?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I won a free sex doll....
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Desdinova
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That's what a douche is for
Atom Smasher
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Maybe Skyline should enter a contest at CVS and hopefully win a pallet of Summer's Eve.
The Duke
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Awesome!
Can you imagine the impact of sechs dolls if they ever become mainstream? haha, this could have an enormous impact on women and knock them off their pedestals.
A guy gets tired of online dating, all the fakes, all the flakes, all the attention ***** games......so he removes himself from the pool of dating candidates and nails his sechs doll every night. She never tells him no. She never talks back. She never wants marriage. She is always down for whatever kind of sechs he wants. She never accuses him of talking to some other girl.
There was a documentary about these sechs dolls a few years back that featured the inventors and guys who owned them. It may have been on HBO.
Can you imagine the impact of sechs dolls if they ever become mainstream? haha, this could have an enormous impact on women and knock them off their pedestals.
A guy gets tired of online dating, all the fakes, all the flakes, all the attention ***** games......so he removes himself from the pool of dating candidates and nails his sechs doll every night. She never tells him no. She never talks back. She never wants marriage. She is always down for whatever kind of sechs he wants. She never accuses him of talking to some other girl.
There was a documentary about these sechs dolls a few years back that featured the inventors and guys who owned them. It may have been on HBO.
Bible_Belt
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She needs some on-line personal ads with those pics. Responses could be hilarious. If you don't want to talk to horny guys, make the ad say that she is bi and looking for women to meet.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Skyline
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Yeah it came with a douche.
I'm actually sore from moving that thing around. It is 88lbs and you really do have to move it all by yourself...
I was at the store yesterday and saw this girl wearing a tank top and shorts. I kind of thought she had a nice body but the sex doll had a nicer one... I'm really curious to see the long term effects it has on me. I feel like watching porn with it would be a bad idea though.
I'm actually sore from moving that thing around. It is 88lbs and you really do have to move it all by yourself...
I was at the store yesterday and saw this girl wearing a tank top and shorts. I kind of thought she had a nice body but the sex doll had a nicer one... I'm really curious to see the long term effects it has on me. I feel like watching porn with it would be a bad idea though.
TheProspect
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This video is about male sex dolls for women. No joke, skip to the 15:30 minute mark in the video and the reporter apparently rides the fvcking doll.
mrgoodstuff
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You can pimp your doll out
zekko
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Awesome, it even has the benefits of a workout. And at 88 lbs. she's not overweight.
Sounds like these things are getting cheaper, and more realistic.
Did I understand you correctly that there is no mouth hole though? Seems like a dealbreaker. Some girls just won't give head apparently lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Skyline
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Well the head comes off so you could probably get one with a much bigger mouth hole. The one that it came with is ridiculously small. I feel like that hole was designed to put your tongue in.
darksprezzatura
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I just read emotional attachment is a real thing with these dolls, like a comfort blanket or oneitis.
It's healthier than masturbation though.
Check if the doll is Muslim, might just blow itself up.
It's healthier than masturbation though.
Check if the doll is Muslim, might just blow itself up.
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Skyline
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Funny you bring that up... When I went to bed last night, I kept thinking about random features of the doll in the middle of a thought. Usually I think about one of the girls I'm seeing but the doll kept interfering.
I might have to go ghost soon or actually have to deal with a ghost.
zekko
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Sounds like you need to spin more dolls.
Better buy a few more.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Bible_Belt
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Never put one's doll on a pedestal.
Atom Smasher
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Skyline, does she bend at the knees and elbows? What is her skeleton or "armature" made of? Does she stay in position if you bend her around?
Masculinity
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If you add up how much you've blown on dates that let nowhere, you may as well buy a doll.
And if money is very tight, you can just pool money with a buddy or two and take turns on different days (got to make sure they were condoms though).
And if money is very tight, you can just pool money with a buddy or two and take turns on different days (got to make sure they were condoms though).
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.