I won a free sex doll....

[RichardTheFrog]

What do you do when you *** inside?

Does it just stay in there and get all gross?

 

[Desdinova]

Does it just stay in there and get all gross?

That's what a douche is for

 

[Atom Smasher]

Maybe Skyline should enter a contest at CVS and hopefully win a pallet of Summer's Eve.

 

[The Duke]

Awesome!

Can you imagine the impact of sechs dolls if they ever become mainstream? haha, this could have an enormous impact on women and knock them off their pedestals.

A guy gets tired of online dating, all the fakes, all the flakes, all the attention ***** games......so he removes himself from the pool of dating candidates and nails his sechs doll every night. She never tells him no. She never talks back. She never wants marriage. She is always down for whatever kind of sechs he wants. She never accuses him of talking to some other girl.

There was a documentary about these sechs dolls a few years back that featured the inventors and guys who owned them. It may have been on HBO.

 

[Bible_Belt]

She needs some on-line personal ads with those pics. Responses could be hilarious. If you don't want to talk to horny guys, make the ad say that she is bi and looking for women to meet.

 

[Skyline]

Yeah it came with a douche.

I'm actually sore from moving that thing around. It is 88lbs and you really do have to move it all by yourself...

I was at the store yesterday and saw this girl wearing a tank top and shorts. I kind of thought she had a nice body but the sex doll had a nicer one... I'm really curious to see the long term effects it has on me. I feel like watching porn with it would be a bad idea though.

 

[TheProspect]

Awesome!

Can you imagine the impact of sechs dolls if they ever become mainstream? haha, this could have an enormous impact on women and knock them off their pedestals.

A guy gets tired of online dating, all the fakes, all the flakes, all the attention ***** games......so he removes himself from the pool of dating candidates and nails his sechs doll every night. She never tells him no. She never talks back. She never wants marriage. She is always down for whatever kind of sechs he wants. She never accuses him of talking to some other girl.

There was a documentary about these sechs dolls a few years back that featured the inventors and guys who owned them. It may have been on HBO.

This video is about male sex dolls for women. No joke, skip to the 15:30 minute mark in the video and the reporter apparently rides the fvcking doll.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

You can pimp your doll out

 

[zekko]

I'm actually sore from moving that thing around. It is 88lbs and you really do have to move it all by yourself...

Awesome, it even has the benefits of a workout. And at 88 lbs. she's not overweight.

Sounds like these things are getting cheaper, and more realistic.

Did I understand you correctly that there is no mouth hole though? Seems like a dealbreaker. Some girls just won't give head apparently lol.

 

[Plums]

Sounds like a match made in heaven. You sound well suited together.

 

[Skyline]

Awesome, it even has the benefits of a workout. And at 88 lbs. she's not overweight.

Sounds like these things are getting cheaper, and more realistic.

Did I understand you correctly that there is no mouth hole though? Seems like a dealbreaker. Some girls just won't give head apparently lol.

Well the head comes off so you could probably get one with a much bigger mouth hole. The one that it came with is ridiculously small. I feel like that hole was designed to put your tongue in.

 

[The Duke]

Does she come with a 3yr/36,000 mile warranty? I'd need to test drive before buying!

 

[darksprezzatura]

I just read emotional attachment is a real thing with these dolls, like a comfort blanket or oneitis.

It's healthier than masturbation though.

Check if the doll is Muslim, might just blow itself up.

 

[Skyline]

I just read emotional attachment is a real thing with these dolls, like a comfort blanket or oneitis.

It's healthier than masturbation though.

Check if the doll is Muslim, might just blow itself up.

Funny you bring that up... When I went to bed last night, I kept thinking about random features of the doll in the middle of a thought. Usually I think about one of the girls I'm seeing but the doll kept interfering.

I might have to go ghost soon or actually have to deal with a ghost.

 

[zekko]

Funny you bring that up... When I went to bed last night, I kept thinking about random features of the doll in the middle of a thought

Sounds like you need to spin more dolls.
Better buy a few more.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Never put one's doll on a pedestal.

 

[Atom Smasher]

 

[Atom Smasher]

 

[Atom Smasher]

Skyline, does she bend at the knees and elbows? What is her skeleton or "armature" made of? Does she stay in position if you bend her around?

 

[Masculinity]

If you add up how much you've blown on dates that let nowhere, you may as well buy a doll.

And if money is very tight, you can just pool money with a buddy or two and take turns on different days (got to make sure they were condoms though).