"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I wish I was a hunk or a cool guy

Atom Smasher

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LOL, I joined Manhood Academy to see what it was all about. I was impressed with the e-book, but something told me this kid who runs it is a little off the rails.

I don't know how old he is, but he comes off as a little Hitler who desperately needs to fully control every interaction. Every single time he writes, he includes little clip art pictures he gets from the Internet. There are always several in every exchange.

I went into the chat room one day and said something about how women's mentality works, and he said, "Well that's great. Someday when you get your own academy yo can teach that stuff. For now, you're not here to teach".

I found that quite amusing and decided to publically squash and humiliate the little bug. I did so quite handily, by subtly questioning his "authority", and he went off into this absolute rage (I'm chuckling as I think about it), complete with all caps and lots and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

In his fit of rage he booted me out of there. It was one of the weirdest and funniest things I have ever seen. I've listened to a few of his podcasts and he does have some good insight, but man is this little guy off balance when it comes to his Hitleresque style of running his "academy".

We had a few PM exchanges and he still went to all the trouble to cut and paste tons of clip art into his raging tirades against me. Too funny. Can you imagine this guy venting his rage at being questioned, and hunting for clip art all over the web to illustrate his tirade for my eyes only? I love bizarre episodes like this... It's what keeps life fun and interesting.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Every man, if he reaches optimal health, would be considered a hunk. Easier said than done.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
LOL, I joined Manhood Academy to see what it was all about. I was impressed with the e-book, but something told me this kid who runs it is a little off the rails.

I don't know how old he is, but he comes off as a little Hitler who desperately needs to fully control every interaction. Every single time he writes, he includes little clip art pictures he gets from the Internet. There are always several in every exchange.

I went into the chat room one day and said something about how women's mentality works, and he said, "Well that's great. Someday when you get your own academy yo can teach that stuff. For now, you're not here to teach".

I found that quite amusing and decided to publically squash and humiliate the little bug. I did so quite handily, by subtly questioning his "authority", and he went off into this absolute rage (I'm chuckling as I think about it), complete with all caps and lots and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

In his fit of rage he booted me out of there. It was one of the weirdest and funniest things I have ever seen. I've listened to a few of his podcasts and he does have some good insight, but man is this little guy off balance when it comes to his Hitleresque style of running his "academy".

We had a few PM exchanges and he still went to all the trouble to cut and paste tons of clip art into his raging tirades against me. Too funny. Can you imagine this guy venting his rage at being questioned, and hunting for clip art all over the web to illustrate his tirade for my eyes only? I love bizarre episodes like this... It's what keeps life fun and interesting.
Wait what? you said you publically humiliated and squashed him? Lol i just read the thread in their forum entitled "refund" and i have noooooo ****ing clue what you are talking about. I remember the first time i read that thread i was like damn, atom must be crying behind that keyboard while eating some cinnamon sugar cookies with milk. From an outward perspective i have to agree with everything he told you. I think you were a little rattled by his punishing so you thought he was throwing some sort of tantrum.
 

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You wish you were a hunk? What, does this forum look like a f**kin' genie? No.

Get your money right.

Get off your ass and handle your business.

Case dismissed. Leave my courtroom.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MrJibbles said:
So many jokers have motorcycles. I can't have one?... Can't afford it.

I have a cool uncle though. Can't have everything. Can't kiss a beautiful girl AND have a cool uncle.

IF I had to choose between kissing a beautiful girl on the mouth, or the lips, and a jetpack....I would choose the jetpack... cause then you could get all the good girls.

If you had a jetpack... fly to them, simple (if I have enough fuel).

Anyway, my doctor says I'm depressed. Who cares. I mean, it's just bunch of hunks reading this post, anyway. Hunks are bad listeners.

Maybe my problems is friends? Friends... What is a friend? How do you make a friend? How do you keep a friend? Why don't I have a friend?
Hey dude relax. Don't let life get you down. And don't let girls get you down. Girl's aren't all that. Really.

Once you've laid a few girls here and there you'll realize there are better things in life.

Whatever you do, don't give in to negative talk. Instead tell yourself the opposite of whatever you're thinking. In a bit of time, you'll be thinking better about yourself and your depression will change.

Be good and all the best with the ladies.

Cheers player.
 
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