Undoubtedly a strange experience, there was a girl who I never attempted having sex with, she didn't show much interest sexually. As the night progressed she wanted to dance more and more though, and here's where it gets weird. She has this dude that's her best friend that she won't sleep with or anything and for 5 years he's been at her becking call thinking one day he will get lucky. Everytime we danced he would come up and dance on her also like we were making a pvssy sandwich. I got tired of it and quit dancing with her. Of course she took care of it and at closing time She asked who all wanted to go back to the hotel. Everyone went home but me this chick and her "best friend". Ended up taking this chicks virginity right next to the best friend on the hotel bed as he was too drunk to even know any better.. Kinda weird sleeping with a 24 year old virgin, but even more so while the orbiter was passed out on the same bed.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I went to the club with some friends
- Thread starter PipeDope
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
kraytkiller
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Well, that's all pretty fvking weird and awkward. Good work, regardless.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
LMFAOOOOOO this story is uber ratchet
Bingo-Player
Master Don Juan
hahaha actually LOL'd then
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.