Undoubtedly a strange experience, there was a girl who I never attempted having sex with, she didn't show much interest sexually. As the night progressed she wanted to dance more and more though, and here's where it gets weird. She has this dude that's her best friend that she won't sleep with or anything and for 5 years he's been at her becking call thinking one day he will get lucky. Everytime we danced he would come up and dance on her also like we were making a pvssy sandwich. I got tired of it and quit dancing with her. Of course she took care of it and at closing time She asked who all wanted to go back to the hotel. Everyone went home but me this chick and her "best friend". Ended up taking this chicks virginity right next to the best friend on the hotel bed as he was too drunk to even know any better.. Kinda weird sleeping with a 24 year old virgin, but even more so while the orbiter was passed out on the same bed.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I went to the club with some friends
- Thread starter PipeDope
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
kraytkiller
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Well, that's all pretty fvking weird and awkward. Good work, regardless.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
LMFAOOOOOO this story is uber ratchet
Bingo-Player
Master Don Juan
hahaha actually LOL'd then
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.