Undoubtedly a strange experience, there was a girl who I never attempted having sex with, she didn't show much interest sexually. As the night progressed she wanted to dance more and more though, and here's where it gets weird. She has this dude that's her best friend that she won't sleep with or anything and for 5 years he's been at her becking call thinking one day he will get lucky. Everytime we danced he would come up and dance on her also like we were making a pvssy sandwich. I got tired of it and quit dancing with her. Of course she took care of it and at closing time She asked who all wanted to go back to the hotel. Everyone went home but me this chick and her "best friend". Ended up taking this chicks virginity right next to the best friend on the hotel bed as he was too drunk to even know any better.. Kinda weird sleeping with a 24 year old virgin, but even more so while the orbiter was passed out on the same bed.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I went to the club with some friends
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
kraytkiller
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Well, that's all pretty fvking weird and awkward. Good work, regardless.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
LMFAOOOOOO this story is uber ratchet
Bingo-Player
Master Don Juan
hahaha actually LOL'd then
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
geees what is wrong with these gimpy orbiters
have they no self respect as men :nono:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.