"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was boning this HB 7...

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I like! Is nice ;)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ValleyDJing said:
LMAO! Good one.

You know those pencils? They go from like HB 2 on up to like HB 8 or 9 depending on how soft the lead is? Thats what they're talking about. Its kinda tongue in cheek.
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fvck I'm really slow. I had to keep this in mind, then go back and read the original post like 3 times before I got it.

FVCKIN funny though. 2 days later LOL.
 
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lets face it, any joke that 3/4 people dont get (including me) is a bad joke.
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its pretty funny once you get it. It is however a hard joke to get.





and no master bates, he wasn't sticking them up his azz
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tbh, it's too obscure to function as a joke. Witty when explained but that takes the punch out of it.
 
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Ouch.

did you pee blood?
 
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