CrunchyNut
Don Juan
I like! Is nice 
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I was boning this HB 7...
- Thread starter Flabbergasped?
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
MacAvoy
Banned
fvck I'm really slow. I had to keep this in mind, then go back and read the original post like 3 times before I got it.ValleyDJing said:
FVCKIN funny though. 2 days later LOL.
Master Bates
Master Don Juan
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You were sticking pencils up your ass?
pressure0354
Don Juan
lets face it, any joke that 3/4 people dont get (including me) is a bad joke.
MacAvoy
Banned
its pretty funny once you get it. It is however a hard joke to get.
and no master bates, he wasn't sticking them up his azz
and no master bates, he wasn't sticking them up his azz
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Kevin Cass
Don Juan
hahahahaha
I GET IT NOW ...2...DAYS...LATER:rock:
I GET IT NOW ...2...DAYS...LATER:rock:
PersonalJesus
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Ouch.
did you pee blood?
did you pee blood?