I was at a standup show and the dude was chasing a girl for 6 years?

[thelonewolflegend]

They were on a date and you know some comedians usually ask the crowd with dates and the couple in front the guy said it was 6 years he knew her and they been dating 3 weeks and the comedian said i bet you probably were waiting for her man to leave her then be the shoulder to cry on and he was nodding head laughing saying oh yeah come to papa. He was saying its hard out here in this dating world I said nope he said who was that i told him I had a main and a side chick he said "WhaT THE hell man lisTEN TO THIs GUY he sAYs Hes GOT THIs ho AND THAT HO he probaBLY HAS soME loTIon waITING for hiM AT homE" was funny but wow lol. Is it worth chasing a girl for 6 years? I dont know I think I am being somewhat smarter having 2 even though he doesnt believe me.

 

[Suspens]

He was saying its hard out here in this dating world I said nope he said who was that i told him I had a main and a side chick he said "WhaT THE hell man lisTEN TO THIs GUY he sAYs Hes GOT THIs ho AND THAT HO he probaBLY HAS soME loTIon waITING for hiM AT homE" was funny but wow lol.

FVCKING LOL

:cheer: love you

 

[Wisconsin144]

Lol this is a pretty great story. But 6 years -.- really? Lmao

 

[Alexandar]

calm down suspens

although you two would make a perfect match with all that you kids have in common, i mean youre both
either slightly off upstairs, or using some heavy narcotics, and youre both making similar progress from complete anti social personalities

im pretty proud overall

funny story lonewolf, this is your first post im convinced isnt a troll, suspens will surely follow soon
mad luv

 

[Suspens]

Alex keep fapping to your fantasies. Don't poop on our party.