"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was at a standup show and the dude was chasing a girl for 6 years?

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They were on a date and you know some comedians usually ask the crowd with dates and the couple in front the guy said it was 6 years he knew her and they been dating 3 weeks and the comedian said i bet you probably were waiting for her man to leave her then be the shoulder to cry on and he was nodding head laughing saying oh yeah come to papa. He was saying its hard out here in this dating world I said nope he said who was that i told him I had a main and a side chick he said "WhaT THE hell man lisTEN TO THIs GUY he sAYs Hes GOT THIs ho AND THAT HO he probaBLY HAS soME loTIon waITING for hiM AT homE" was funny but wow lol. Is it worth chasing a girl for 6 years? I dont know I think I am being somewhat smarter having 2 even though he doesnt believe me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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thelonewolflegend said:
He was saying its hard out here in this dating world I said nope he said who was that i told him I had a main and a side chick he said "WhaT THE hell man lisTEN TO THIs GUY he sAYs Hes GOT THIs ho AND THAT HO he probaBLY HAS soME loTIon waITING for hiM AT homE" was funny but wow lol.
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FVCKING LOL

:cheer: love you
 
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calm down suspens

although you two would make a perfect match with all that you kids have in common, i mean youre both
either slightly off upstairs, or using some heavy narcotics, and youre both making similar progress from complete anti social personalities

im pretty proud overall

funny story lonewolf, this is your first post im convinced isnt a troll, suspens will surely follow soon
mad luv
 
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Alex keep fapping to your fantasies. Don't poop on our party.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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