"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I want to become wittier and I want to know how!

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I want to be witter with women but NOT insulting at all.

Are there books I can read? Anything to practice BESIDES conversations with people?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Babnik, you make a thread a minute! :rolleyes:

Wit is a genetically wired trait - no books can help!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Babnik, you make a thread a minute! :rolleyes:

Wit is a genetically wired trait - no books can help!
BS in the ass!
 

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But to an extent he's right.

I know no other method to develop wittiness than to hang around other witty guys and kissing their ass cheeks like it's your favorite Maxim model on page 37 of the Spring '05 issue.

Hit me up, we could hang out sometime. :D
 
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"Wit" is derived from the deep crevices of the mind - thus "hard wired" within our persona and cannot be altered or impersonated!!

This is a naturally genetically created element and cannot be artificially manufactured!!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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yea bro, you are out of luck
 

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Why do you want more wit? So women/people will like you? Wanting people to like you wrong mind set!
 

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I wouldnt listen to them man....


Anything can be learned and Developed!!! Anything....

Start excercising your brain powers man. Excell your train of thought into uncharted territories. Start learning new stuff everyday, work on logical problems, like a math book or something, get your brain quick and calculating easily.
If you are worried that you are lacking in wit, Then I assume your brain is dole.
Aside from getting you're brain faster I think the most important key to wit, or humor i should say is a 'CREATIVE IMAGINATION' ... If you have a creative imagination then you by no means will be dole.
Then just ground yourself, meaning be a down-to-earth human. Someone who understands other humans, that way you wont be saying out of place things that make you look like a weird fvcker half the time (being weird is okay, if your are purposely doing it to be funny... being just plain weird is.. well its weird).
Confidence and being fresh and down to earth will present the type of sense of humor people will enjoy.
Aside from that Be creative!!!!

Trust me you can develop any physical or mental ability you want to. Nothing is impossible... you werent unlucky. In fact you have done something we all should be doing, you have identified one of your weaknesses and now you will be turning it into a strength. :yes:


... But make sure not to "try" too hard to be funny. Only say or do the things that you think are funny. When you are by yourself start people watching, or observing things.. Becoming more aware of your surroundings will help for material. And laugh at the things you observe, wake that sleeping sense of humor of yours.
Dont laugh at people in a cruel way (passing judgment and being negative 24/7 is not funny... well, just use it sparringly atleast =P). But laugh at people in a lighthearted way, enjoy people. Enjoy life. Find it funny and easy going.. And play with your imagination. Be creative.. have fun man.. Just start playing like that and sure enough your wit will be growing by the day...
Eventually if you keep building on it and strengthening it you will have such a witty brain woman will be clawing to soak you in. You will give them and everyone around you that playful creative release we all want, but usually forget about as adults... Good Luck!
 

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Doggystyle said:
Why do you want more wit? So women/people will like you? Wanting people to like you wrong mind set!

if we dont want woman to like us then what the hell are we all doing here?? This whole website is about exactly that. :p

Everybody wants people to like them.. its human nature to want acceptance. The more important thing to really remember though, is if they DONT like you then fvck em anyhow. lol.
 

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Watch comedy movies and stand-up comedians. You'll pick up some of it that way. The rest, you just have to practice in conversation with people.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Randallpink83 said:
if we dont want woman to like us then what the hell are we all doing here?? This whole website is about exactly that. :p

Everybody wants people to like them.. its human nature to want acceptance. The more important thing to really remember though, is if they DONT like you then fvck em anyhow. lol.
That came out wrong, you should want people to like you to an extent, but going out your way to try and learn stuff say to make people to like you will have the adverse effect, like trying too hard
 

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Become more knowledgable about everything.

the more knowledgable you are, the more you can connect concepts to eachother. Wit is usually nothing more than a clever observation, so if you have more concepts connected in your mind, you'll be able to do it better.

Also, study comedy and people whos style or wit you would like to import to yourself, and observe how they do it.
 

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nothing is more pathetic than seeing someone trying to be something they are not. If you are witty, go with it, if not, don't try.
 

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synergy1 said:
nothing is more pathetic than seeing someone trying to be something they are not. If you are witty, go with it, if not, don't try.
Agreed: Work with what you have to improve that. If you dont something, dont worry about it. If you are a footballer with fantastic pace and skill on the ball, then be a winger and not a centre back. Same goes here.
 

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Babnik said:
BS in the ass!
:crackup: I'm sorry, I haven't heard that one before. I'm just imagining it being said with an Eastern European accent, lol.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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CrunchyNut said:
Agreed: Work with what you have to improve that. If you dont something, dont worry about it. If you are a footballer with fantastic pace and skill on the ball, then be a winger and not a centre back. Same goes here.
What about someone who has nothing except for academic experience? Does that mean those with no personality or humour should quit while they are ahead? If that's true, then I suppose I am wasting time...
 

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synergy1 said:
nothing is more pathetic than seeing someone trying to be something they are not. If you are witty, go with it, if not, don't try.
YEAH! And if you're not already a DJ, get out of the forum!!! :woo:
 
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Babnik said:
I want to be witter...but NOT insulting at all.
Babnik said:
BS in the ass!
You want to be wittier without being insulting then you come up with that line? :rolleyes:


Babnik said:
BS in the ass!
Francisco d'Anconia said:
:crackup: I'm sorry, I haven't heard that one before. I'm just imagining it being said with an Eastern European accent, lol.
Yeah, I had to read his crass comment a few times and then I started laughing because I suddenly realized and understood why he wants to
become wittier!:rolleyes:
 

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..Yeah, I had to read his crass comment a few times and then I started laughing because I suddenly realized and understood why he wants to become wittier!:rolleyes:
I know, I know...

B. Man, it is little difficult to take your questions seriously after reading some of your past posts. Personally, I can't tell whether you want to build yourself up personally or just want to learn some tricks to get some quick lays.
 

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yes but once again guys.. I got to point out that EVERYONE has a sense of humor... just some may be weaker then others.. If you seek to make it grow it will probably grow.

Dont ever say "Ohwell I guess I just aint witty...."
Fvck that.. dont quit on yourself. If ypu want to become a better person then become that person. Dont get side tracked.


The whole point of this website is to help each other grow into the greater ve3rsions of ourselfs. We are all Great Men, just most of the time we never learned to act like it.
You have wit. you just gotta find it... geez this is a negative thread :rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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