"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I think we should all support the AFC's...

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(American Football Conference's) INDIANAPOLIS COLTS!!

Been my fav team since I was 2 and they were in Baltimore during the days of Bert Jones and Lydell Mitchell. With the talent this team has, and it seemingly being a team of destiny this year, can a playoff win deep in New England be far behind? Not to mention they have what will turn out to be the greatest QB of all time :).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Jay Fiedler
(American Football Conference's) INDIANAPOLIS COLTS!!

Been my fav team since I was 2 and they were in Baltimore during the days of Bert Jones and Lydell Mitchell. With the talent this team has, and it seemingly being a team of destiny this year, can a playoff win deep in New England be far behind? Not to mention they have what will turn out to be the greatest QB of all time :).
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What, your favorite teams' not the Dolphins ?

GO COLTS
 
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If you've been a fan of the Colts since you were 2, how on earth can you name yourself Jay Fiedler?

I mean the colts and Dolphins were in the same division and enemies for years.

Sounds like another front runner to me.
 
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I'd say the Colts are AFC, take Peyton Manning instance:

When it doesn't count (regular season) He puts up huge numbers and gets flaunted like he's the next Joe Nameth...

When it counts (playoffs) he chokes, fails, and vows to 'fix it' the next time........



Patriots will win the superbowl again this year...Nothing anyone can do about it.....

Tom Brady: DJ, nailed Tara Reid

Peyton Manning: AFC, doesn't bang hot celebrities......


GO PATS
 
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Originally posted by DankNuggs
I'd say the Colts are AFC, take Peyton Manning instance:

When it doesn't count (regular season) He puts up huge numbers and gets flaunted like he's the next Joe Nameth...

When it counts (playoffs) he chokes, fails, and vows to 'fix it' the next time........
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What the hell are you talking about ?? Obviously, not this year's playoffs !! 8 TDs, 0 INTs and a nearly perfect QB rating

GO COLTS
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

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I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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Yeah, have you even watched the playoffs?

no matter what anybody says, no matter what happens this weekend, he's had one of the best two playoff performances of all time.


I mean the COLTS punter has not even played in TWO GAMES.

And Peyton changes his own audibles at the line of scrimmage.
 
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Patriots winning the Super Bowl was a 9/11 propaganda fix. :p

Well, not really. :D But I think the Colts are gonna take this one.

But anyway, this thread really don't belong here.
 
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